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if (sec<=5) { document.write("<b>EXPAND YOUR KNOWLEDGE</b><br>There are hundreds of sites on the topic of piercing, tattoos, tattoo history and other forms of body modification. Search the web for other sources of information and expand your knowledge.");}
else if (sec<=10) { document.write("<b>NO STEALING PLEASE</b><br>I have posted a number of client photos and personal sketches. Please don't copy my client\'s designs. Use them as a springboard to something original, but don't copy. Sketches can be used as flash. See <a class=\"menuc\" href=\"disclaimer.html\">disclaimer</a> for copyright information.");}
else if (sec<=15) { document.write("<b>LEARN MORE BY READING</b><br>Click on <a class=\"menuc\" href=\"books/index.html\">Diane's Book Revues</a> to view a list of books on various body modification subjects. Diane has writen a brief revue of each book to help you determine if the book is of interest to you.");}
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